DAVEY RIBBON

This is the final artwork for my forthcoming novel from HodgePodge Press, DAVEY RIBBON. Available in both eBook and Paperback formats soon. 

Stuck On You by Jasper Bark

Crystal Lake Publishing is a South African outfit that has (in a very short period of time) established itself at the forefront of quality dark fiction. With a still-building resume including authors such as Gary McMahon and Daniel I Russell, I was more than happy to peruse a small novelette by one Jasper Bark ... a writer to have escaped my attention until now. Initially, I was informed Stuck On You was ‘A twisted erotic horror tale, not for the faint at heart.’ Fair enough. But all too often these kind of descriptions are flaunted in a myriad of genres, so I had no pre-conceived expectations going in. 

What I didn’t expect was the publisher’s description to be almost self-deprecating.

For Stuck On You is one of the most harrowing and entertaining pieces of dark fiction any of you are likely to encounter.

Stuck On You is not the kind of story requiring a blurb. In this instance, going in completely blind added to the overall dark surprise. However, for the purposes of any pre-release appraisal, we'll lay out the bare bones. (Though if surprises are what you seek in the shorter form, I believe you can skip this next part without missing a beat).

Ricardo is over the border in Mexico on a buying trip for his artisan-trader wife. On the return journey, he meets Consuela – a drug mule seductress who requests his help making her own border jaunt. Before setting-up the illicit drop, Ricardo and Consuela decide to consummate their taboo tryst in a forest ... one inhabited by nothing but black bears and an incoming storm.

Without giving away the crux of the narrative, these are the fundamentals. But suffice to say, in a very brief stanza, Jasper gives us intense eroticism, gore, and a medical affliction seldom (if ever) tackled in fiction before. Within each small chapter, horror is piled upon horror ...  so that just when you feel safe Jasper decides to throw on yet another layer to the maelstrom. The writing – brutal and unapologetic – is also competent. And hovering under the surface is a perpetual modicum of droll humor.

Stuck On You will soon be available as a stand-alone eBook novelette in late March. Two months later, Crystal Lake Publishing will present Jasper Bark’s Stuck On You and Other Prime Cuts – an entire collection of similar themed stories available in both paperback and eBook.

Would You Rather

When reviewing dark cinema I’m always trying to find those accomplished gems that may have slipped through the cracks: films with small budgets equipped with a generous helping of sophistication.Without any long winded preamble, Would You Rather hits this sweet spot in almost every regard. Reminiscent, perhaps, of a domestic Hell House (with a smattering of torture porn), the story itself falls more into line with dark fiction. Though we may feel somewhat familiar with the plot, the allure of a ‘deal with the devil’ is status quo simplicity. 

After moving back home to help leukemia stricken brother Raleigh, Iris finds herself in a world of mounting medical bills and debt. Enter a philanthropic snake-oil salesman aristocrat (Shepard Lambrick), who offers her an eccentric deal: participate in a one-night-only game under the guise of a dinner party. Though Iris remains ignorant of the game’s strictures, the offer itself is simply too good to refuse. For the winner, there will be untold wealth at the hands of the Lambrick Foundation. For the loser ... death. 

And so the party begins. Joining Iris at the table on this night is a motley crew of flawed individuals, each with their own desperate need for being present. There’s Conway (John Heard), a recovering alcoholic who already has conspiracy theories regarding the Lambrick Foundation. There’s Linda, the elderly wheelchair bound paraplegic. Travis, an Iraq war veteran; Amy, the mute Goth. And rounding out the cabal are both Cal and Lucas. Finally seated – and ignorant of the ultimate rules – Shepard Lambrick joins the party as master of ceremonies. Dinner is served, and it isn’t long before each character’s fearful idiosyncrasies are revealed: for Iris, it’s being a vegetarian. For Conway, the booze. After noticing their individual predicaments, Shepard offers them cash in exchange for a glimpse of the beast. That is, partake of their abhorred behaviors. And this is where we are reminded of the film's foundations: short stories like Clive Barker’s Dread and the entire SAW franchise. Except in this case there are no epiphanies waiting for the contestants at the end ... only one winner who will earn the promised prize money. 

With the first part of the game concluded, the real round begins – a macabre version of Would You Rather. Overseeing the party game is Bevans, a suited-up Butler from the old school who dispenses electric shocks, whippings, and near-drownings in case the contestants become unruly or do not follow through with their end of the bargain. Perhaps this is the philosophical element of the movie, where human choices are explored under duress: would you rather stab the contestant next to you or suffer the same fate twofold? Would you rather endure a whipping or extol your own? And always in the background is the carrot at the end of the stick: your personal malady cured. Or, as in Iris’s case, medical treatment for a brother if she can just make it through to the next round.  

Taken as a whole Would You Rather falls into an interesting paradigm: on one hand it could have been so much better ... on the other it could have been so much worse. What we have instead is an outing that slides beautifully into the middle. Thankfully, not all the action takes place at our tortuous party, with a single plot strand involving Iris’s doctor (as a would-be savoir), working as a side-dish to the main action. Though it’s a small supporting part, there are just enough layers here to keep a viewer happily moving from each scene to the next. If there was one glaring gripe, however, it’s an almost total lack of character development with Iris’s fellow contestants. While some are quiet, all are equally mysterious and do not give up their secrets easily. To remedy this, it would be conceivable to include flashback scenes to give these individuals one more dimension atop the two already on show. 

Though horror here is abundant, Would You Rather still finds itself more at home in the realm of psychological thriller. With a satisfying conclusion to the darkly humorous game – and an inevitable twist to round off proceedings – this is an endurance game at its most disturbing.