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Monday, May 18, 2026
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE
Alex Garland has long since crossed a threshold
where critics ask whether he is capable. The question now is only: what strange
basilica does he desire to erect next? Whether scripting cerebral annihilation,
or descending into hallucinatory underworlds, Garland’s fingerprints are distinctive:
intellect lacquered with dread; beauty with entropy. With the previous film (and
now The Bone Temple) he circles back to that infected sandbox he began playing
in. Yet this is no nostalgic resurrection. This is Garland stripping flesh from
his own mythology to examine the bones beneath.
The film
opens seamlessly from the prior chapter, with Spike undergoing an initiation
ritual into the cult of Lord Jimmy Crystal, a congregation of ‘fingers’ in
which every disciple bears the name Jimmy. It is grotesque pageantry; a
wandering cabal of zealots who eviscerate innocents not for survival, but by
infernal rite. Garland has always excelled at depicting systems of belief
collapsing into madness, and here he constructs a sect that feels like a
travelling plague sermon.
Nearby, in
a palace assembled from bones, an orange-skinned sentinel keeps vigil. Through
a haze of opiate hypnosis, he befriends an infected Alpha, and their recurring
encounters become a form of friendship. Amid all the savagery, Garland inserts
moments of stillness: two fractured remnants of a dead civilization attempting
to remember what civilization was. The result of all this is less zombie horror
than necrotic folklore.
For me, Lord
Jimmy evokes unmistakable shades of Quinn Dexter from Peter F. Hamilton’s sci-fi
extravaganza The Reality Dysfunction: a Satanic opportunist ruling over a
frontier world. Considering Hamilton built the Night’s Dawn universe around
possession, resurrection, and contagion, the inspiration hardly feels
accidental. Here, Garland understands the most terrifying figures are not
monsters, but charismatic men who turn collapse into theology.
For the
first time in the franchise, an American director takes the helm in the form of
Nia DaCosta. Despite the transatlantic shift, the film never abandons a British
marrow: accents remain regional, the music pulses with famed British artists,
and the ethos is still grounded in damp fatalism rather than heroics. This
remains a British zombie realm, where catastrophe feels less explosive than
terminally inevitable.
Financially,
the film’s muted reception may stem from a refusal to replicate the domestic
anxieties of its predecessors. Earlier entries derived power from witnessing
ordinary families and citizens reacting to societal collapse. Instead, The
Bone Temple narrows its focus upon cultic tribalism and insular power
structures thriving in ruins. It is, in many respects, the Mad Max 2 of the
franchise: a work less interested in survival than in the grotesque societies
born afterward. Ultimately, it works as a sprawling morbid ecosystem beyond
enclosed homes and quarantined streets. The apocalypse here is no longer an
event, but culture.
And that
may be why The Bone Temple lingers. Not because it horrifies (though it
certainly does), but because it suggests that after enough years, humanity
ceases mourning what came before. Violence becomes ceremony, bones become
architecture. In Garland’s hands, the end of civilization is a ritual learned
so completely that nobody remembers there was ever another way to live.
Saturday, May 9, 2026
NEXT OF KIN (1982).
My expedition into bygone Australian cinema continues with Next of Kin, a
film which feels like a fever dream beneath yellowing wallpaper. Directed with
patience, the story follows Linda Stevens, who inherits Montclare, a sprawling
rural estate now functioning as a nursing home. An inheritance is one of horror’s
cozier entry points; the creaking doorway through which people wander before
discovering they’ve inherited not solely property, but history. Here, our bequeathment
arrives wrapped in storm clouds and grief.
Montclare itself becomes an organism. During Linda’s
first nights, tempest weather rolls across the countryside, and the film immediately
understands the comfort of isolation horror: the sense that civilization has packed
its bags. Australia’s rural emptiness is captured with elegance, and the surrounding
landscape possesses that peculiar antipodean loneliness.
A young and debonair John Jarrett appears
early as something of a one-man welcome committee, reacquainting Linda with the
estate and its rhythms. Jarrett brings warmth to the film … which is essential
because Next of Kin spends a lot of time tightening atmosphere rather
than racing toward horrors. The pacing is undeniably slow burn – although
‘slow’ here feels a somewhat inaccurate. Ultimately, the film moves like
somebody cautiously tiptoeing through a hallway.
Linda begins reading her mother’s diaries,
fragments describing Montclare’s sinister history. Thereafter, recurring dreams blur the line
between memory and haunting. A new resident arrives at the home, eccentric, adding
further instability to an edgy environment. From there, the film descends
gradually into psychological seepage. Horror accumulates.
What surprised me is how slick the production
feels for an early Australian film, its cinematography possessing a polished, almost
European awareness. Every room … feels inhabited by forgotten conversations and
private terrors.
While we have traces of other films here, Next of Kin never feels derivative.
Instead, it stands as its own strange artefact; a gothic relic hidden beneath
the harsher sunlight of the Ozploitation era.
Monday, April 6, 2026
TICKTOCK by Dean Koontz
Dean Koontz hears titles before stories. Sometime in the nineties, TICKTOCK
as a title was already brewing in his skull like something trapped and desperate
to get out. Wearing the borrowed skin of DRAGON TEARS, it almost escaped,
before being politely ushered aside by publishers with sharper marketing
instincts. But compulsions don’t fade; they incubate. Eventually, they demand a
body.
This novel is that body.
In an Afterword, Koontz admits to requesting minimal
publicity for TIKTOCK … which feels fitting. Because, in 1996, I missed it
entirely – as though it had slipped between the decade’s floorboards. But there’s
something almost appropriate about that. A story concerning something small,
hidden, and malicious… overlooked until it’s far too late.
We begin with Tommy Phan, a Vietnamese/American Detective
novelist who has just purchased a Corvette, that gleaming altar to the American
Dream. To him, it’s not just a car – it’s proof the machine of capitalism has
chosen not to devour him. Yet even in his moment of triumph, the author injects
a tremor, a premonition. The narrative equivalent of a shadow passing over the
sun.
That shadow arrives in the form of a doll.
Not just any doll, either. A devil doll with
cross-stitched eyes, the kind of object that looks like it was never meant to
be loved. It appears on Tommy’s doorstep like a punctuation mark. From there,
the clock begins its countdown. The doll is sentient, malevolent, and fueled by
purpose. It wants Tommy dead. Clean, efficient, relentless.
And then, as if summoned by the same narrative gravity
that governs so many Koontz worlds, Deliverance Payne arrives.
Del is chaos wrapped in charm. Quirky, abrasive, funny in that off-kilter way
that suggests she’s either the sanest person ever … or the most unhinged.
Probably both. Her dynamic with Tommy becomes the book’s second engine, running
parallel to the horror. Their dialogue crackles with wit, though not the kind
you’d ever overhear. Real people don’t talk like this. They don’t volley
philosophical one-liners while fleeing supernatural death. But that’s beside
the point. Fiction, especially this breed of fiction, isn’t interested in
realism. It’s interested in momentum.
And Ticktock moves. It lunges forward with possession
sequences, chases that rip across roads and water, and encounters with family
that peel back layers of cultural and supernatural history. By the time Koontz
begins revealing the why behind everything, the novel has already committed to
its own heightened reality. Explanations, in keeping with the novel’s inanity,
are controversial.
And there’s no dodging Ticktock’s weight.
This is a long book. Scenes stretch, loop, and there
are moments where you can feel the prose indulging itself. Entire passages
could have been halved without losing their substance. Then again, this was the
nineties, an era where excess wasn’t just tolerated, it was expected. Books
sprawled. They took their time … whether a reader liked it or not.
More frustrating, perhaps, is Koontz’s enduring
affection for destiny as a shortcut. Characters don’t so much fall in love as
surrender to romantic hogwash. In theory, it’s a beautiful idea. In practice,
it rarely mirrors the awkward, uncertain machinery of human connection. But
again, realism isn’t exactly the contract here. This is myth wearing modern
clothes.
And, maybe, that’s the point.
Because for all its excess, its improbabilities, and
occasionally indulgent heart, TICKTOCK knows exactly what it wants to be. Escapism
with teeth. A carnival ride through horror and humor, where the world outside
the page fades into something dull and distant.
We don’t read books to find reality.
We read them to leave
it behind.
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
BODY MELT (1993).
There’s a class of Australian film that feels less like it was made and more like it clawed its way out of a VHS tape. Body Melt belongs squarely to that fevered lineage.
As an aficionado of horror for my remembered life, discovering Body Melt this late feels like finding a hidden room. You open the door and the smell hits: plastic and chemicals. Something sweet beginning to rot.
On the surface, it’s pure B-grade delirium. The kind of schlock that doesn’t ask to be believed so much as endured, maybe even survived. Our central thread is deceptively simple: the Vimuville Health Institute is quietly dosing the residents of Peebles Court, a pastel-bright cul-de-sac that quickly curdles into a suburban petri dish. Their experimental vitamins promise vitality and deliver instead a carnival of glandular betrayal. Bodies swell, leak … then mutate. The human form becomes unreliable, then treacherous.
But Body Melt isn’t just chaos. Beneath the oozing skin and hallucinatory freak-outs, there’s a knowing grin. This is satire with a serrated edge. Fitness culture, wellness obsessions; the sterile dream of suburban perfection … all of it gets dragged into the light and left to blister. Health becomes hysteria.
Tonally, it shares DNA with early Peter Jackson splatter comedies like Braindead, where excess becomes its own language. There’s also a distant echo of House of 1000 Corpses … if it had been baked under an Australian sun and spliced with late-night commercials. The humor is grotesque, absurd – but always intentional. It knows exactly how far it’s pushing, and then leans in further.
There's also another Australia here. Not the clean geometry of Peebles Court, but the dust-caked nightmare just beyond. A family of feral inbreeds running a service station like it’s their own private abattoir. Kangaroos are reduced to adrenal gland harvests. It feels like a distant, deranged cousin of the Mad Max universe … but here the apocalypse isn’t societal collapse. It’s biological.
The cast adds another layer of strange familiarity. Faces pulled from the warm, reassuring glow of Australian television: echoes of Neighbours, E Street, and Blue Heelers, their recognizability weaponized. Here, the nation’s comfort viewing is fed through a meat grinder.
Narratively, it barely holds together. Logic dissolves and scenes lurch. But coherence isn’t exactly the point. Body Melt operates on a different frequency … one where sensation overrides structure.
And somehow, improbably, it all works.
Because underneath the slime, there’s a clarity of intent. A disgust with artificiality and a fascination with the fragility of the body. A recognition that beneath the curated surfaces of suburban life, something volatile is waiting.
It’s ridiculous; it’s excessive. It’s often repulsive.
And it’s bloody brilliant.
Friday, March 13, 2026
The Voice of the Night by Dean Koontz
Once
again, my reading habits have pulled me toward the dust of paperbacks, neon
fonts, and those dream-bait covers that promised strange worlds behind a rack
at an Aussie newsagent. The Voice of the Night is another such relic … and for
me the memory always begins with the cover itself: that eerie, dilapidated
house rendered by Brian Coffey. Like the work of Steve Crisp, Coffey captured
the pulp-imaginative mood of an era; the sense that something unspeakable lurks
just inside the front door.
Reading,
what surprised me most was how effectively it functions as a warped
coming-of-age tale. Beneath the horror scaffolding lies a study of adolescent
psychology, rendered through the uneasy friendship of two teenage boys.
Colin
is the new kid in town. Lanky, socially awkward, he’s lost in horror comics and
swallowed by social anxiety. He is precisely the sort of isolated satellite
that attracts someone like Roy. Roy wastes no time initiating him into his
worldview, and the novel wastes no time announcing its intent. The opening line
is still a gut punch: ‘You ever killed anything?’ Roy asked.
What
follows is less a traditional horror narrative than a descent into the teenage
mind when it tilts toward nihilism. Roy is not simply troubled; he is
evangelical, coaxing Colin toward acts that begin small and escalate with
inevitability. In tone and theme, the book carries faint echoes of a film like
The Good Son … though Koontz’s version is far more psychologically layered and
arrived years earlier.
What
genuinely surprised me is how convincingly Koontz captures the cadence of
youth. In many of his works, younger characters feel oddly artificial. Here,
however, the banter between Colin and Roy feels painfully authentic. Their
exchanges are filled with awkward humor, half-formed philosophies, and the
desperate need to impress one another. At times the dialogue becomes almost
theatrical, with entire paragraphs consisting of nothing but conversation. For
Koontz, this is unusual territory.
Occasionally, I had the sneaking suspicion the author was deliberately
sidestepping his usual stylistic impulses. The prose here feels leaner, darker,
more confrontational. One could almost imagine the shadow of Richard Laymon
hovering somewhere nearby. Given the two writers did in fact spend time
together in real life, the tonal overlap doesn’t feel entirely impossible.
The
central theme circles around the idea of folie à deux, the madness of two. Roy
becomes the gravitational centre of a shared insanity, slowly drawing Colin
toward increasingly obscene acts. It’s the sort of dynamic that inevitably
makes one think of real-world cases like Robert Thompson and Jon Venables,
those horrifying moments when youth collides with something far darker. The
Voice of the Night explores that same grim trajectory: the gradual erosion of
moral boundaries under the pressure of influence.
Eventually Colin begins to recognize the abyss staring back. His awakening
arrives alongside an alliance with a local girl, and the story shifts toward
confrontation. As the climax approaches, the mood briefly evokes another
eighties horror landmark, Christine, in which young lovers find themselves
united by the desperate hope of destroying a monster.
It’s well known that eighties Koontz often feels bolder, more willing to wander into morally uncomfortable territory. Ultimately, The Voice of the Night peers directly into the murky psyche of male adolescence and refuses to blink.
Sunday, March 1, 2026
The Rental
The modern ritual of borrowing a stranger’s life
for a weekend. We scroll, we click … and suddenly we are entrusted with the
curated intimacy of someone else’s kitchen and bath towels. It is commerce
masquerading as hospitality; trust arranged by algorithm. And in The Rental,
that fragile compact curdles.
Two brothers and their respective spouses. An
oceanside palace of glass and timber that stands like a small cathedral. The
house is bait, of course. Perched above the sea, isolated and wind-lashed, it
carries a faint gothic pulse. These kind of home’s promise serenity … but
whisper surveillance.
What makes everything hum is not its premise but
its people. Alcohol flows. Molly dissolves restraint and jealousies bloom. The
horror here is at first domestic, then technological. A slow, suffocating
realization the most dangerous thing in the house might not be hidden in a
smoke detector, but sitting across the dinner table.
Our Airbnb anxiety is almost a social muscle
memory. Hidden fees, smiling hosts as gatekeepers. The uneasy choreography
between guest and owner. Here, our host is brusque, racist … and vaguely
hostile. When cameras are discovered, the film pivots into a guessing game of
authorship. Who orchestrates the rot?
Only later did I learn the film was directed and
co-written by Dave Franco. For a debut, it is slick and self-assured. And the
presence of an A-lister like Jeremy Allen White elevates proceedings.
Its ultimate defect (let’s face it, we all knew one was
coming) lies in a third act. Human combustion is traded for a payoff with
slasher vibes. If only the cast were granted a more intimate, character-driven
reckoning and this could have brushed the high echelons of indie horror. 6.5/10.
Thursday, February 26, 2026
Scream 7
When Scream 7 opens with a self-aware sequence built around fresh, disposable characters, the pacing feels hesitant. You may find yourself wondering whether the formula is finally beginning to strain. And yet … it’s worth remembering this franchise has remained remarkably sophisticated across its lifespan, never once collapsing into the kind of schlock that swallowed so many of its eighties slasher counterparts. Even in its most indulgent moments, it has prized intelligence over excess.
Historically, Scream films have thrived on the
kinetic charge of adolescence: high school corridors and college campuses
functioned as petri dishes for hysteria, hormones, and horror. Here, however,
the energy has shifted. No.7 operates within the architecture of domesticity.
Mother and daughter. Kitchen tables in lieu of lockers. The drama unfolds less
like football game and more like a family reckoning. On paper, it feels like
natural evolution. Characters age; franchises mature. Yet the early misgivings linger
…
And then something interesting happens.
Artificial intelligence, the bogeyman of our
waking lives, is threaded into the narrative bloodstream. In reality, AI provokes
unease. On screen, however, it becomes a hall of mirrors. Motive fractures. The
whodunit calculus grows unstable. For a series that built its reputation on
unmasking formula, this technological infusion grants the writers a playground
of near-limitless possibility. Every suspicion feels both justified and
suspect.
What impresses most is the script’s willingness
to drag its own legacy into the light. Every trope you can catalogue from the
previous six instalments is addressed, dissected, and repurposed with meta nods.
Expect red herrings that feel like inside jokes and revelations that land with
both inevitability and surprise.
Performance-wise, the ensemble commits fully … even
when the material teeters on the brink of excess. Emotional beats are sold with
conviction, grounding the more labyrinthine plot turns. In interviews, Neve
Campbell suggested the gore had been dialed back … I actually found the
opposite. While not gratuitous for its own sake, several kills are staged with
creativity. The choreography is sharp; the aftermath lingers.
By the midway mark, my apprehensions had largely
dissolved. The domestic focus, initially suspect, deepens the stakes. When
violence invades the home, it carries a different tune. The franchise’s
progression feels, if not flawless, then at least logical. This is not
reinvention for its own sake; nor is it a hollow retread. It is a continuation
that acknowledges time’s passage.
Walking out, I felt something rare for a seventh
entry: satisfaction. A sense of narrative symmetry. As though the circle that
began in a suburban living room decades ago had tightened.
Somehow, against expectation, the mask still
fits.
Monday, February 16, 2026
Relics by Shaun Hutson
There are certain writers who do not knock politely. They bash in hinges and grin through splinters. Since the 1980’s, Shaun Hutson has
been doing precisely that – long before ‘extreme’ became a marketing badge and
splatterpunk found its modern clergy. If horror has a gutter laureate, Hutson
has long occupied the throne.
Relics opens up
with a premise that is archetypal and academic: an archaeological dig which
uncovers a subterranean chamber packed with the skulls of children. The bones
seem ancient. They are not. This unsealing coincides with a series of
ritualistic murders in which victims are disemboweled and their entrails
contorted into letters of the alphabet. Language becomes viscera.
Communication, carnage.
The
novel orbits two poles. On one side, a dig rich in Celtic ecofacts where
archaeologist Kim deciphers tablets foretelling the rise of an ancient God
named Dagda ... unless innocent blood is spilled. On the other,
inspector Stephen Wallace is tasked with pursuing a killer who gouges out eyes and
rearranges organs with a butcher’s finesse. Between it all lies a landscape of
British hooligans, sadists, and opportunists … figures far removed from the
incel loners who populate a universe like Richard Laymon’s. Hutson’s England is all
boot boys and bile.
The
procedural threads, it must be said, strain credulity. Wallace will appear at
crime scenes with uncanny punctuality, as if ushered by a narrative teleporter
rather than real transport. The investigative mechanics feel perfunctory, even
intrusive. Yet this has never been Hutson’s true arena.
His true arena lies in gore. When Hutson writes it, he does not suggest; he
saturates the fucking page. Blood has temperature. Excrement and other bodily
emissions are rendered without coyness. Animal cruelty, particularly in the
depiction of dog fighting and other scenes of calculated brutality, will repel
many. It probably should. However, the caveat is clear: this is pulp horror
operating without anesthetic. To enter such territory expecting restraint is to
misread the signpost.
Hutson’s
excesses are not limited to gore. His action scenes tend to sprawl, sometimes
running twice as long as they need to, and a firmer editorial hand could have
sharpened several confrontations. The narrative momentum sags under the weight
of its own enthusiasm.
What
elevates Relics beyond adolescent provocation is craft.
Beneath Hutson’s juvenile ferocity lies a writer who understands cadence,
pacing, and the architecture of dread. The suggestion of curses, of ancient
forces stirring beneath earth moving machinery, lends the narrative a mythic
undertow. Bizarre accidents at the dig hint that something older than law
enforcement has taken an interest.
For a
novel born in the 1980s, Relics is unsubtle, frequently excessive, and
occasionally clumsy in its scaffolding. Yet it possesses an energy that many
contemporary horrors, polished to a lackluster sheen, lack.
Part
archaeological nightmare, part occult procedural, Relics is
wholly committed to its own depravity.
Monday, February 9, 2026
The Eyes of Darkness by Dean Koontz
Returning to early Dean Koontz feels oddly reassuring. Those mass-market paperbacks, spine-creased and yellowed, carry with them muscle memory. Before you begin, you know the rhythms. And yet, like revisiting an old neighborhood, the journey retains its power to unsettle.
The Eyes of Darkness, originally published in 1982 under the Leigh Nichols pseudonym, occupies an interesting position in Koontz’s mythology. It’s a product of its time … but also a blueprint for everything that followed. A grieving mother; a child presumed dead. Shadow agencies operating beyond accountability. Beneath it all, there is the suggestion the horrors are not supernatural but bureaucratic, sanctioned, and carried out in fluorescent rooms by men who believe themselves necessary.
The novel opens with a premise that Koontz would return to: a deceased child who refuses to stay silent. Tina Evans, one year on from the loss of her son Danny, is in survival mode when a message appears in his bedroom: NOT DEAD. From here, Koontz allows grief to do what it does best: erode certainty. Is this madness? Or something worse? Tina’s refusal to accept an easy answer becomes the novel’s emotional engine.
Koontz’s formative prose has a workmanlike quality that is often overlooked in discussions of his later, more philosophical work. Here, the language occasionally slips into something dreamlike, especially when Tina’s internal state fractures. The gaudiness of Las Vegas is rendered vividly in the opening act, all neon excess and artificial promise … before the narrative migrates toward harsher terrain. Desert gives way to mountain, heat to ice. The geography mirrors our protagonist’s descent into a truth that grows increasingly inhospitable.
Structurally, The Eyes of Darkness adheres closely to what would become a familiar Koontz pattern. Tina is joined by Elliot Stryker, a man of competence, integrity, and unwavering belief. Together they form the novel’s moral axis. This is both a strength and weakness. On one hand, the author excels at forging bonds under pressure. On the other, both characters are almost aggressively virtuous. Their moral clarity is so absolute it occasionally strains credibility. They feel less like ordinary people than idealized figures; the sort of good-looking, unblemished protagonists favored by Hollywood films.
The antagonistic forces, by contrast, are more compelling. Koontz’s fascination with secret government programs and unethical experimentation is on full display, and he approaches the material with a restraint that latter novels lack. There is no overt political sermonizing here, no heavy-handed thesis. The menace arises instead from implication: the casual efficiency with which lives are erased, the institutional certainty that sacrifice is justified so long as it remains classified.
Our climax delivers what readers expect: psychic phenomena, megalomaniacal figures … and a conspiracy large enough to swallow individuals whole. There is also, in hindsight, an eerie prescience to some of the novel’s speculative elements – ideas that would take on an uncomfortable resonance during the recent pandemic. Whether coincidence or intuition, it adds a faint aftertaste of unease to an already charged finale.
The Eyes of Darkness is not without flaws, but I feel it’s an important artifact. It captures Koontz at a point where his imagination was ferocious but his voice unencumbered – where story took precedence over doctrine. Like other early works such as The Key to Midnight, Shadowfires, and The House of Thunder, it is a reminder of why his readership grew vast in the first place. Predictable, yes. But predictability, in the right hands, can feel less like limitation and more like ritual.







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